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• i missed yall! 😭

• muse on tv!? muse documentary?!

• baba jolie was right

• ego death estate sale break through
  official piece

• Frida Kahlo says hi

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‎Other things that happened since the last sip n hit. Life of an autistic girl forever being gaslit for rage baiting when she’s actually being 10000% accurate a;ldkfja;lkjf lol

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That viral video links to this one.. Which seeds into this project: GEMS (genius energy muser series) – “I would rather read–acted”

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• let’s discuss: am i secretly a nepo baby artist? * note to self put this screen shot in ego death estate sale lot 1?

• that time i was kidnapped by a real nepo baby artist for 3 days in Miami – these images and bits of story are excerpts from “GEMS (Genius Energy Muser Series): Not Miami Art Basel”

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2021 – 2026

USA/CANADA

THEMES / MEDIUMS:

Painting, Sculpture, Music, 35mm, Video, Self-Actualization

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ABSTRACT

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The art of getting paid to be your absolute most authentic self. GEMS is a mixed-media collection of love stories inspired by Muse experiences. She breaks the 4th wall to draw Professional Muse Blueprint™

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G.E.M.S.
(Genius Energy Muser Series)
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Not Miami Art Basel

2021
Miami, FL
Photography, Video
35mm film

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Grapefruit

2021
Brooklyn, NY
3 min 10 sec
Song

Additional Credits
guitar + vocals by muser

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The 40k Bet

tbd

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I HOPE EYE DO WHAT U DO FOR ME, THANK YOU BABE

2022
Vancouver, BC
7.5’ X 10’X 2”
Painting

industrial house paint, acrylic paint, modeling paste, glass beads, LED lights, metal wires

$210,203.11
$8888.88

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Han Coat Edition #00002 – WWPD?!!!

2023
Toronto, ON
Custom Size: (5’10 + L/XL build)
Sculpture, Painting
wool, fabric paint, magnets, thread, water + stain repellent spray

Additional Credits
Fashion Consultant: Caitlin Power

Models: Sebastian Mikael, Nosun, McNisky, Oona, Michi San

Special Thanks: Dave

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I would rather read–acted

2026
Vancouver, BC
Video, Performance, Sculpture

paper, permanent marker, kids glue, brush, plastic folder

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Professional Muse Blueprint for Self-Actualization

2026

Currently pre-sale for $19.91
Details here

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Is this my first stand-up bit?! I clipped just that portion out for you below in case you don’t want to scrub through the rest of my shxt. I know… i cheated today i cut 1 min out of the 10.

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If you’re new here, these are uncut unfiltered rants that i post every day.. everything is WIP

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Today’s show notes:

• i’m such a good girl online today, yay me

• this substack thesis: don’t wait until whatever you’re doing is perfect to launch, publish and keep revising like how tech start ups launch mvps..

• manifesting sponsors

• my favorite sativa strains in canada: cuban linx and pacific og (discontinued?)

• thank you to my muse for this punchline

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• trying voice only

• professional muse is going to rock the art world

• you can see pheromones?

• part 2: dom kennedy got mad at me

Fun context, i shot this:

Which came about because:

Here’s some links to my archives if you want to see more Dom photos:

2Bad music video bts (09-01-2015)

Webster Hall Show (11-23-2015)

Random errands one day in LA (09-26-2016)

LAINFSV1 Listening Party (09-27-2016)

Misc Day / Been Around The World Cover (01-02-2017)

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• the importance of a strong visual theme/brand as a fine artist?

• i want to improve my speaking skills

• zhang huan’s influence on my work as an artist (butchered version)

• desire to meet geniuses turned into musing

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• muse instagram growth

• muse rates

• new client intake

• client a versus client b teaser?

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To those who have stuck around with me for the last few years from other platforms, welcome back. Muse is alive and kicking lol. I will be talking about the gap in the blueprint im sure. To all the new musers coming in from social media this week, I’m so excited to have you here!

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I’m not a writer nor do I aspire to be. I like writing very dry factual reports here and there lol. So talking out loud helps. Here are videos of me writing different sections of the blueprint out loud from 2024. I have updates to make but it will cover a lot of groundwork.

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Support this project by pre-ording a copy of the final blueprint now for $19.91 (my birth year hehe). The blueprint is also an equivalent of a lifetime membership to this substack only while in presale. Literally only for the girls, see video for details.

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BLUEPRINT - YOUTUBE PLAYLIST

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DM me on IG!

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Bonus, this website is no longer public but it was the last version I had up. I don’t like it. Visually it’s ugly to me lol. Made around 2024. Some links/images might be broken.

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These FAQ answers are very short. Check out the work in progress Professional Muse Blueprint for Self-Actualization for a longer playlist which has more in-depth answers.

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Drop more questions by subscribing (priority) or on muse socials:

Instagram @promusewtf

Youtube @promusewtf

Tiktok @promusewtf

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FAQ list

What does a muse actually do?

Who can be a muse?
Who can be a client?

Where do you find clients?

How to attract a client

Who have I worked with?

How much is a muse and what is the payment plan?

Is there nudity?
Is this sex work?

Can a session be remote?

Is there a client vetting process?

How did I get into this?
How did I get started?

Who am I?

Can a neurospicy girl do this?

Do I know other professional muses?

Can a muse have a muse?

Do you have to dress provocative/hyper feminine?

How do you scale?

What qualifies as a genius?

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What does a muse actually do?

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Who can be a muse?
Who can be a client?

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Where do you find clients?

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How to attract a client

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Who have I worked with?

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How much is a muse and what is the payment plan?

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Is there nudity?
Is this sex work?

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Can a session be remote?

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Is there a client vetting process?

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How did I get into this?
How did I get started?

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Who am i?

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Can neurospicy girls do this?

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Do I know other professional muses?

There is one artist in particular who blew me away when I was young. Being exposed to his work elevated my brain chemistry. Look into Zhang Huan. Male Chinese performance artist.

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Can a muse have a muse?
Who inspires me?

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Do you have to dress provocative/hyper feminine?

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How do you scale?

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What qualifies as a genius?

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More questions?

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Upgrade your substack subscription to support this project and Drop them in the comments below for fastest response!

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Muah, Muse 💎

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How does it work? Muse does not ‘do’ anything or guarantee inspiration. She is simply fully present with her chosen geniuses for x amount of time. Exchanging genuine, luxurious energy.

Book 30 minute or 60 minute consult. I need to look you in the eyes. Does our energy vibe nicely? You can ask all the questions. Video or irl. You will be contacted via email after purchase to schedule appointment. Muse is currently in Vancouver, Canada. For those who do not have minimum $10k to invest into themselves & the muse experience, consider applying for the Genius Scholarship.

Any misc. questions you’d like to ask via voice call, purchase 5 muse minutes ($50). Must be redeemed within 1 week. Current phone operating hours are WED, THURS, FRI, 9am to 9pm PST. Subject to change without notice.

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If you do not have minimum $10k to invest into yourself, this scholarship grants 24 hours credit of muse time. Spend it digitally or irl within 1 year. Demonstrate your commitment to the process of honing in on your genius. Or skip to standard client application process.

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How to apply for scholarship:

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1. Enter the atelier for minimum 1 month
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2. Comment in this article below why you’re the right muser. Must start with text in all caps:
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   THANK YOU MUSE
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   No minimum/maximum character count. Use common sense about content or risk being banned for life. Include up to 1 hyperlink of choice. No files will be downloaded. Links to sites like dropbox or google drive accepted. Invite my@professionalmuse.wtf to view.

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By submitting application you consent to being 21 years of age or older. No refunds or exchanges. All transactions final.

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Prefer private application?

1. Email same statement as above to my@professionalmuse.wtf

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   Subject line: THANK YOU MUSE

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2. In addition to being subscribed to the atelier for 1 month + pay privacy protection fee.

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All applications will be processed and responded typically within 72 hours. Substack applications are directly responded to in the comments.

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If you were one of the first 100 who were upgraded to a free subscription, your application will not be processed. Pay privacy protection fee to continue.

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ps. the byline is the punchline‎‎ #processart

If you’re new to the concept of being a muse (getting paid to do nothing).. this may or may not make sense but I assume all my substack followers atm are from my tiktok page meow.

(Watch for free when video comes out on Muse tiktok later this month/early December)

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This is exactly where we’re at.

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Professional Muse is my real fuckin life whether a brand exists or not. Yes this is how I choose to live. You’re about to get really raw insight into my creative process, business plans, brand strategy and personal life. I set a goal to self-love and self-actualize starting in 2017. Here we are going into year seven. They say the body rejuvenates a cycle of cells or whatever every seven years and I can really see how all my experiences have accumulated into the birth of Professional Muse.

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I began testing the concept around 2020. How would artists I know react when I told them I’m a “professional muse?” Starting to ask questions like how do you market something that feels innately private? What does a scope of work look like? How does one guarantee inspiration? What’s my methodology?

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