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For geniuses craving Professional Muse presence only (irl or digital but irl preferred.) A safe space, high quality energy.

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• muse is on fire al;kdfja;lsdkjfsadljk. got on an intro call with a genius who found me. here’s what we talked about. looks like we might need a new character name?

• treating initial muse consult dynamic like im also the artist = sending a ryder :)

• thought of a FANTASTIC analogy for this muse experience, inspired off of Korean shamanism? Basically i let the genius spirit poses me lmfao. That’s how i reflect their own energy back to them. that evokes such a strong visual right?! i might use that somewhere..

• london group show? cute.. manifesting london again yes

• manifesting my exit by doxxing my location early – i ended up confronting a stalker literally right after filming this video. and while i was dealing with him, another guy who has been approaching me for the last few days because we both frequent the same restaurant, was sitting there on the side waiting for his coffee and his turn to talk to me like wtf. one fucking stalker at a time pls omg =_= but anyways im safe just had to vent about that bleh

• han coat abstract page, edition 0, and edition 1 are done!! check it out~~~ one more page to go and then i can wrap the project up totally woooo then i’ll be done 3/6 from Manifesto 1.0 :)
  

  

• MARK YOUR CALENDAR JUNE 1 – come with all your questions to my livestream on substack (must be paid subscriber) meow~

• oh forgot to mention in the video but the inspo that kicked me off for today was seeing this notification, a new muser pledged 1 year to the cult <3
  

ps, not an ad : i used this free audio cleaner to get rid of all the background noise and gotta say, pretty impressed

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PS if you’re a founding member of my substack aka MUSER4LIFE, your questions are my top priority and you can commment them on any articles directly :)

Stay tuned on June 1, I’ll be livestreaming on substack all day so that you can join me and we can have a real conversation! Get your q’s ready ladies <3

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For those who want to consume the full muse origin story, explore Manifesto 1.0! It’s WIP but i finished writing all the abstracts last week. Auctor loved them ;)

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I found a new way to explain it!!

Project what you want to receive. It's all making sense now as a late diagnosed audhd girlie lmao. What is my particular flavor of being a professional muse and why? Here’s another way to describe it but I don’t use the term “babysitter” irl because it tends to come with a negative connotation when applied to grown folk.

Again, it doesn’t matter your age. Everybody needs and deserves a safe space. Some have the means to pay handsomely for it. Some understand what an important investment this is. Their reason is their business. As long as this is a mutually beneficial exchange, we’re gucci.

Will definitely be adding this to the blueprint somehow..

meow happy may :)

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• i missed yall! 😭

• muse on tv!? muse documentary?!

• baba jolie was right

• ego death estate sale break through
  official piece

• Frida Kahlo says hi

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‎Other things that happened since the last sip n hit. Life of an autistic girl forever being gaslit for rage baiting when she’s actually being 10000% accurate a;ldkfja;lkjf lol

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• let’s discuss: am i secretly a nepo baby artist? * note to self put this screen shot in ego death estate sale lot 1?

• that time i was kidnapped by a real nepo baby artist for 3 days in Miami – these images and bits of story are excerpts from “GEMS (Genius Energy Muser Series): Not Miami Art Basel”

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2021 – 2026

USA/CANADA

THEMES / MEDIUMS:

Painting, Sculpture, Music, 35mm, Video, Self-Actualization

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The art of getting paid to be your absolute most authentic self. GEMS is a mixed-media collection of love stories inspired by Muse experiences. She breaks the 4th wall to draw Professional Muse Blueprint™

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(Genius Energy Muser Series)
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Not Miami Art Basel

2021
Miami, FL
Photography, Video
35mm film

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Grapefruit

2021
Brooklyn, NY
3 min 10 sec
Song

Additional Credits
guitar + vocals by muser

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The 40k Bet

tbd

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I HOPE EYE DO WHAT U DO FOR ME, THANK YOU BABE

2022
Vancouver, BC
7.5’ X 10’X 2”
Painting

industrial house paint, acrylic paint, modeling paste, glass beads, LED lights, metal wires

$210,203.11
$8888.88

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Han Coat Edition #00002 – WWPD?!!!

2023
Toronto, ON
Custom Size: (5’10 + L/XL build)
Sculpture, Painting
wool, fabric paint, magnets, thread, water + stain repellent spray

Additional Credits
Fashion Consultant: Caitlin Power

Models: Sebastian Mikael, Nosun, McNisky, Oona, Michi San

Special Thanks: Dave

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I would rather read–acted

2026
Vancouver, BC
Video, Performance, Sculpture

paper, permanent marker, kids glue, brush, plastic folder

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Professional Muse Blueprint for Self-Actualization

2026

Currently pre-sale for $19.91
Details here

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Is this my first stand-up bit?! I clipped just that portion out for you below in case you don’t want to scrub through the rest of my shxt. I know… i cheated today i cut 1 min out of the 10.

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If you’re new here, these are uncut unfiltered rants that i post every day.. everything is WIP

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Today’s show notes:

• i’m such a good girl online today, yay me

• this substack thesis: don’t wait until whatever you’re doing is perfect to launch, publish and keep revising like how tech start ups launch mvps..

• manifesting sponsors

• my favorite sativa strains in canada: cuban linx and pacific og (discontinued?)

• thank you to my muse for this punchline

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• trying voice only

• professional muse is going to rock the art world

• you can see pheromones?

• part 2: dom kennedy got mad at me

Fun context, i shot this:

Which came about because:

Here’s some links to my archives if you want to see more Dom photos:

2Bad music video bts (09-01-2015)

Webster Hall Show (11-23-2015)

Random errands one day in LA (09-26-2016)

LAINFSV1 Listening Party (09-27-2016)

Misc Day / Been Around The World Cover (01-02-2017)

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• the importance of a strong visual theme/brand as a fine artist?

• i want to improve my speaking skills

• zhang huan’s influence on my work as an artist (butchered version)

• desire to meet geniuses turned into musing

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• muse instagram growth

• muse rates

• new client intake

• client a versus client b teaser?

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To those who have stuck around with me for the last few years from other platforms, welcome back. Muse is alive and kicking lol. I will be talking about the gap in the blueprint im sure. To all the new musers coming in from social media this week, I’m so excited to have you here!

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I’m not a writer nor do I aspire to be. I like writing very dry factual reports here and there lol. So talking out loud helps. Here are videos of me writing different sections of the blueprint out loud from 2024. I have updates to make but it will cover a lot of groundwork.

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Support this project by pre-ording a copy of the final blueprint now for $19.91 (my birth year hehe). The blueprint is also an equivalent of a lifetime membership to this substack only while in presale. Literally only for the girls, see video for details.

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BLUEPRINT - YOUTUBE PLAYLIST

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Bonus, this website is no longer public but it was the last version I had up. I don’t like it. Visually it’s ugly to me lol. Made around 2024. Some links/images might be broken.

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