So you want to become a professional muse huh? TLDR: Itβs a mindset first, job second. PLEASE WATCH FULL WTFAQ SERIES BELOW BEFORE CONTACTING MUSE TY MEOW
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(on my way to LA to be reminded of this the messy way lol)
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To be a professional muse is to get paid to be your absolute most authentic self. I can direct you towards self-love but only you can (and will) define who you are and what self-actualization is for you. The getting paid part is like any other business. You need to invest, build, try with all your heart. It takes discipline, ample energy, all that. I hope the process brings you unlimited joy.
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No, this is not my full time job. Iβm not full time anything except living life as one big art piece. I do what I want when I want. Stamp whatever job title is necessary on the contracts as long as I agree + consent. Part of me hates saying βIβm an artist, Iβm a muse.β I make art, I muse is more accurate. Your job isnβt your identity. English.. ugh. I digress lol. Will dive deeper into the identity topic and much more via Muse blueprint.
Thank you for giving me some of your time, perspective & energy today. Take from Professional Muse what theories serve you best. Apply to your personal life, a side quest in musing or yes, perhaps you want a full time job as PM. Keep me posted on your journey~
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WTFAQ
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00:02 What is a professional muse?
00:12 How do you get paid to be your authentic self?
00:36 How do you sell your presence?
01:11 Is professional muse code for s*x work?
01:39 How does it work?
02:09 What do I do with clients?
03:02 What does a safe space look like?
03:25 Who are my clients?
04:02 Why geniuses only?
04:05 Is a professional muse only for artists?
04:26 Where do you find clients?
04:54 Do you have a website?
05:17 Where am I located? Can this be done remote?
05:33 How much?
06:08 What is the client vetting process?
06:35 How did I get into this?
07:02 Why not stop being a muse for others and be an artist for myself?
07:27 Is professional muse your full-time job?
07:59 How old are you? (Bio-Data)
08:19 Can neurodivergent people become a professional muse?
08:30 How many of my clients are on the neurodivergent spectrum?
09:18 How do you guarantee inspiration?
09:51 How should you dress as a professional muse?
10:09 What happens after?
10:47 Why no more gatekeeping? Why now?
11:26 Can we start a muse agency?
11:59 Will I ever retire from being a professional muse?
12:17 Can a muse have a muse?
12:44 Who can become a professional muse? What about men?
13:01 What are some tips for getting started as a professional muse?
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DISCLAIMER:
This video is provided for entertainment purposes only. It is not intending to provide and should not be construed as providing legal advice, financial advice, tax advice, business guarantees or professional consulting of any kind. Viewer discretion is advised.
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How to connect with Muse
And thatβs all folks! You donβt need anything more from me to become a Professional Muse meow. Want to dive deeper into each topic? Get an artistic map of my own self-actualization journey? Check out Muse blueprint.
Can I help guide you along your adventure? Possibly but Iβm not trying to be a full time life coach lol. I love yall musers but my current mission is less 1-on-1, more amplifying to the masses. Here to plant as many seeds as possible. Having said that, hereβs how you can connect with me if desired. Note, I only respond to select messages.
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Muse Hotline
Ask/converse on anything, personal questions, branding, workshop blockages, say nothing, etc. Voice call only. Donβt ask questions you donβt want 100% authentic responses to.
$10/min
Only 300 minutes available for 07/2026
JULY HOTLINE HOURS (Pacific Standard Time)
Wednesdays 9am - 12pm
Thursdays 12pm - 3pm
Fridays 3pm - 6pm
You will receive an email from call@professionalmuse.wtf within 24 hours of purchase to book your time slot. Calls are voice only on Google Hangouts. Your camera can be on but Museβs will be off. Email directly to request video call / outside Hotline hours.
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Via comments & DM
Subscribe as a paid follower to my Substack to ask questions in the comments of articles or directly through DMs. I prioritize responding to these and thank you for supporting this project.
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Other than that, always shoot your shot on other platforms like Instagram/Tiktok but no guarantees meowβ
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