Current Services / Connect with Professional Muse
This is a safe space for geniuses only – be your authentic self.
Ways to connect with Muse and why listed below. Changes monthly – last updated July 5, 2026. Please watch full WTFAQ series instead of emailing one liner questions like “how” if you’re genuinely curious about becoming a professional muse. All the info you need is there. I do not offer 1-on-1 coaching programs at the moment but will take requests for the right individual. Write a thoughtful email to my@professionalmuse.wtf
Become a client – 24/7 Muse Presence IRL
For geniuses craving Professional Muse presence only (irl or digital but irl preferred.) A safe space, high quality energy.
MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
Male/Female/They
Ages 25 or older
Working professionals only
Minimum $10k to invest into experience
Write a thoughtful message introducing yourself, how you found me and any other relevant information. Only select individuals will be responded to if the energy is right.
my@professionalmuse.wtf
Out of your budget range? Consider applying for Genius Scholarship
Photography (35mm + digital), Process Documentation, Witness, Other Artistic Commissions
EMAIL
by@professionalmuse.wtf
Muse Hotline
Ask/converse on anything, personal questions, branding, workshop blockages, say nothing, etc. Voice call only. Do not ask questions you don’t want 100% authentic responses to.
$10/min
Only 300 minutes available for 07/2026
JULY HOTLINE HOURS (Pacific Standard Time)
Wednesdays 9am - 12pm
Thursdays 12pm - 3pm
Fridays 3pm - 6pm
You will receive an email from call@professionalmuse.wtf within 24 hours of purchase to book your time slot. Calls are voice only on Google Hangouts. Your camera can be on but Muse’s will be off. Email directly to request video call / outside Hotline hours.
Via comments & DM
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Other than that, always shoot your shot on other platforms like Instagram/Tiktok but no guarantees meow
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Facebook @promusewtf
Brand Collaborations / PR
EMAIL
media@professionalmuse.wtf
General / Other
my@professionalmuse.wtf
(only select, thoughtful messages are responded to)
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